My humble apologies to my aspiring minions. I am a little late with this installment. More than a moon ago, those little meezers celebrated their birthday. Man and Woman thought I wanted to celebrate, as well. Hmmph! The indignity of wearing a birthday hat is more than the Fred can stand. Besides, those kittens have yet to complete the Tomcat Maturity ritual. I've explained to them that all they need to do is draw first blood on all non-feline inhabitants of the home. They seemed interested when they thought that only applied to Brown Dog and Black Dog, but when I stressed that putting their mark on Man and Woman was even more important, they hesitated. I knew it, they're just not Fred's Minions material. They even made the Cape of Evil look cute. Blech!

I will kill you for this!