Friday, November 25, 2011

Once again, that day when the humans have all that food and give us none of it has come and gone. Man and Woman went out for their feast and returned with NOTHING! I'd be very cross with them if it were not for one thing: the feast day always heralds the beginning of Tree season.

Soon, Man and Woman will pull out that pole with all those little plastic branches and set it up. Then they will hang little targets or balls or whatever from it. Now, those meezers, Jack and Benton, may be absolutely useless when it comes to furthering my plan on a global level, but they do destroy Woman's sanity during Tree season. Nothing she can say or do will keep them from attempting to dismantle that monstrosity.

I am rubbing my paws together in anticipation. Mwuhahahahahaha. Mwuhahahahahaha! MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA!