Tuesday, January 16, 2007

That's right. I've got some plush toys to keep me company. What? Only cute, furry, non-evil creatures can love their wittle Willard and their Dovey Ducky? That's a rather narrow-minded view, don't you think? Beside, my plush toys are inherently evil.

I will continue to work on my evil plan, but it's too cold to try and get outside right now. Part of being evil is knowing when to take advantage of the warmth of silly humans. I curl up next to them at night. They are fooled into thinking this is cute. I am actually sucking the warmth right out of their bodies!!!

Mwooo Haa haa haa haa haa!