... sayeth The Fred!
Finally, the humans have bent to my will and created a device to overcome The Flaw! Using Woman's new device, I will surely be able to achieve World Domination. I don't need thumbs, all I have to do is press my paws in the right spot and the little box does all sorts of things - not the least of which is to make woman scream. Mwuhahahahaha!
Now, do any of my minions know what an Interweb is?
