Gathering my minions ...

I will never forgive Woman! I received an invitation to the CAPED (Cute And Precious Evil Doers) Ball, so I got out my fancy dress suit, fluffed my fur and sharpened my claws, but Woman would not open the door. Do you have any idea how humiliating it is to be all dressed up with a place to go but unable to open a stupid door because you lack opposable thumbs???? Do you have any idea what a great networking opportunity the CAPED Ball is?? A chance to spend time in the presence of other evil beings ... denied!

This means war, Woman!