I am Cat. More particularly, I am Fred the Cat. My humans call me Evil Incarnate. There may be some element of truth to that. I am small, furry, soft and incredibly cute. These traits are supposed to hide my devious nature, but the humans may be on to me. I'm sure I would be ruler of the world already if it wasn't for the MAIN FLAW. (Every Evil Plan has one, you know) What is the MAIN FLAW? No opposable thumbs. My days are spent figuring out how to overcome this little problem.
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