It's about time I started my journal. After all, if I am to succeed in world domination, wouldn't it be nice to document my progress?

I chose to cohabitate with a human family during my quest for dominance. They have a soft spot for furry beings and I have to share the house with a number of cats and even some (it pains me to say it) dogs. But this is good because the humans are easily fooled by my barely audible meow and my soft fur. Unfortunately, I have not yet found a way to convince them to act as a sort of prosthesis for me in order that I may overcome the MAIN FLAW.

Today, the woman had chicken. With the help of housemates Darius, Stuff Kitty and Goldie, I managed to convince Woman that we needed the chicken more than she! It requires a lot of energy to take over the world, so I did my best to steal the chicken that was intended for the others through the use of an ingenious food inhalation technique that I have perfected. It enables me to eat so fast that I am easily able to grab the extra pieces put out for the others before they get them. Apparently, being evil also burns calories, because I have maintained my exquisite feline physique.

Fortunately, the two Siamese kittens were locked in another room, so I didn't have to bully them away. They are so persistent that I sometimes have to be quite mean to them. This is very annoying because Woman notices and starts to see through my sweet kitty disguise.