I am Cat. More particularly, I am Fred the Cat. My humans call me Evil Incarnate. There may be some element of truth to that. I am small, furry, soft and incredibly cute. These traits are supposed to hide my devious nature, but the humans may be on to me. I'm sure I would be ruler of the world already if it wasn't for the MAIN FLAW. (Every Evil Plan has one, you know) What is the MAIN FLAW? No opposable thumbs. My days are spent figuring out how to overcome this little problem.
Saturday, June 18, 2011
Finally! One of the meezers has drawn first blood. Can you believe it took him almost FIVE years to complete the Tomcat Maturity ritual??? Woman once again failed to read Fluffy's Guide to Unwanted Human Interference and attempted to clip Jack's claws. Scratch! I yelled to him while he was in her arms. And scratch he did! He might turn out to be a useful minion after all.
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