Mwoo ha ha!! Phase I of The Plan is complete! Woman now cooks for me! I knew she would succumb to my mastery! Woman kept muttering something about commercial food and my stool, but I prefer to sit on beds and tables, so I don't know what she was on about.

Finally, I get decent food. Chicken ... and some other stuff that I really don't care about. I just like the chicken. Now, I will finally be able to muster the strength to continue working on World Domination, opposable thumbs or not.

Back off, Bozo, that's my dinner cooking ...