Today, I gave a speech to my minnions. For a few glorious moments, all eyes were on Fred.
Come Tabbies, come meezers, come cats black and gray,
Listen while I tell you my plan of the day.
The humans won't help us, they don't understand,
The FLAW interferes with Fred's Evil Plan.
Escape, yes we must, it's our right - we'll not stop,
'Til we've meowed, purred and clawed our way right to the top.
Those mousies they give us are a fiendish, bad ploy,
They fill them with drugs, and say it's a toy.
They dangle their treats as if we can be bought,
Stand tight and resist, so the humans are taught.
Now here's my demand, don't play deaf and dumb,
I need it right now, so GIVE ME MY THUMB!
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