Woman was late with the feeding today. I meowed at her at precisely 4:20 in the afternoon, the exact time that I expect food to appear in the little metal dishes. She had the audacity to use words such as wait and patience, but those words do not appear in the Tom Cat's Guide to Acceptable Ordinary English Usage. Has she not read the book?

If I am to take over the Universe, I will need a more reliable food servant. I am endeavoring to come up with a suitable punishment for Woman. Hmmm, maybe I'll have a look at those curtains she is so fond of. Yes, that's it. I may have to wait a few days to exact my punishment, for Woman has also had the nerve to cut my claws today all because of one little swipe at a kitten. Hmmmph.